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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar donttakethechip 3 day.agoWhich jug is always exhausted?
The Flagon
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avatar VordovKolnir 3 day.agoI had $20 after buying my new gun. The Holster was going to cost $40
So I bought a halfster.
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avatar Get_outside_ 3 day.agoWhat do you call a chaperone at a barn dance?
A hootenanny!
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avatar Joel_Boyens 3 day.agoWhy do you never want to ask a cow for directions?
Because they only know one way or an udder.
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avatar berkleysquare 3 day.agoMy GF just told me that she was born by cesarean section.
I always wondered why she exited my car through the sunroof.
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avatar techtornado 3 day.agoWhat kind of art shares wisdom?
Savant Garde
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avatar Masselein 3 day.agoHow do churches help the poor?
They share their prophets.
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avatar TonyTwoDat 3 day.agoNASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.
They are calling it Apollo G.
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avatar Fit-Level-7843 3 day.agoWhy do French bakers only use one egg in their goods?
Because in France one egg is an œuf
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avatar BelacRLJ 3 day.agoWhy doesn’t the putt-putt course at the bean factory in Cancun charge money to play?
Because they’re fri joles.
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