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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar Observer_042 12 day.agoWhat does Potato Popeye say?
>!I yam what I yam!<
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avatar OldElvis1 21 day.agoAn old Jewish man sits in a subway station in communist Soviet reading a Hebrew newspaper
. A KGB agent approaches him. "Don't you know it's illegal to read Hebrew?" "Please have mercy. I'm old and will soon go to heaven, where they only speak the holy language. I need to make sure I understand it before I die." The KGB agent chuckles. "What if you go to hell instead?" "Oh, that wouldn't be any problem. I already speak Russian."
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avatar Dwitt01 21 day.agoWhat’s it called when the Pope makes a typo?
A clerical error
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avatar MacAneave 25 day.agoWhy do Baptists hate sex?
Bc it might lead to dancing.
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avatar disparatelyseeking 26 day.agoKnow what makes Jesus so dang charming after Easter?
He is rizzin'.
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avatar BlueManQuad 1 mon.agoDid you know that Jesus never loses data?
That’s because Jesus saves!
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avatar docvoit 1 mon.agoHow did Jesus get such sick abs?
Cross Fit
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avatar TabooDiver 1 mon.agoWhy doesn't Jesus trust people?
He's afraid of getting double crossed.
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avatar kupus0 1 mon.agoNext elected Pope should choose the name…
Sicle
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avatar MeIIowJeIIo 1 mon.agoWhere does the Pope go if he gains too much weight?
The Fatican
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