. A KGB agent approaches him. "Don't you know it's illegal to read Hebrew?" "Please have mercy. I'm old and will soon go to heaven, where they only speak the holy language. I need to make sure I understand it before I die." The KGB agent chuckles. "What if you go to hell instead?" "Oh, that wouldn't be any problem. I already speak Russian."
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To get away from Colonel sanders
Because every time he'd introduce himself people would offer him a sandwich.
Don’t worry I won’t spoil it for you.
Now they are sending me threatening letters
It had eggzema.
Ka-ciao.
They're calling it Krypto-currency.
Because every time he tried to integrate the recipe, the dough kept diverging.
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I mean I work remotely
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