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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar AnIndecisiveQueer 12 day.agoA Joke for the Philly Fathers
How do you cheat on a Wawa? In between the Sheetz.
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avatar Leading-Turnover2723 12 day.agoMocha
My morning coffee called me ugly and stupid today. That's the last time I order a mocha
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avatar SeniorFlyingMango 12 day.agoWhy did the chicken attend the séance
To get to the other side
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avatar Jesse_Bitchman 12 day.agoI accidentally superglued my thumb and my forefinger,
I'll be OK for a while!
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avatar so-bored78 12 day.agoThe first little pig met a man with some straw
The little pig said “ please sir can I have some straw to build a house?” The man said “Holy shit a talking pig”
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avatar nextalias 12 day.agoMaggie's mum meet a lot of "transformers" at the pride march.
Her dad said they were "more than meets the eye" 😂 Source: https://youtube.com/shorts/J8EAaB3vl9s
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avatar CharmingHoneyy 12 day.agoAfter my wife died I couldn’t look at women for 20 years
But when I got out of prison, it was totally worth it
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avatar AdventurousFox6100 12 day.agoFormer Flat Earthers. What made you come round?
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avatar YouSeeRight 12 day.agoI just read that someone in the new York gets stabbed every 50 seconds
Poor guy
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avatar RomireIV 12 day.agoWhy did the pediatrician always lose his temper?
Because he has little patients
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