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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar Masselein 12 hr.agoIf you forgot the purpose of a boomerang, try not to stress out about it.
It’ll come back to you eventually.
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avatar Business_Arrival_630 12 hr.agoNeed a joke fast!
I’m about to go into a fertility clinic for IUI. That means I will press a plunger that inserts my semen into my wife. I want a punchline for when I press the plunger. Current front-runners: Yahtzee Was it good for you? Want a cigarette? See you in 9 months.
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avatar abcdefghitoho 12 hr.agoI needed a psychoanalytic therapy but couldn't afford one
So I hooked up with an archaeologist
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avatar RecognitionHonest320 13 hr.agoWhat do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus
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avatar AgeAdditional4971 13 hr.agoNoah’s Ark
2 Unicorns talking on the Ark during the Great Flood “ Wel I suppose it’s up to you and me to repopulate the world when it stops raining. We should get to know each other. My name is Robert, what’s yours?”
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avatar Random_Alt_2947284 13 hr.agoMy friends always made sure I was PISSED OFF
So then I made them PISSED ON. Ever since, they never tried to piss me OFF again!
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avatar One-Tomatillo2160 13 hr.agoDo you like listening to Sabrina Carpenter?
Well, it's not my cup of tea.
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avatar Refried__Dreams 13 hr.agoWhat kind of dolls do pirates play with?
Baaaaaaarrrbies!
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avatar Joel_Boyens 13 hr.agoWhat do you call music made by a musician that isn't alive?
A dead beat. What do you call music made by a musician that's ill? A sick beat.
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avatar Wyndcaller 13 hr.agoWhy couldn't the ceramicist catch their newest piece that ran away?
It was using e*VASE*ive maneuvers!
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