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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar Healthy_Ladder_6198 13 hr.agoA trip to the hardware store
Charlie was installing a new door and he found that one of the hinges was missing. He asked his wife Mary if she would go to the hardware store and pick one up. He wrote down what was required. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the attendant to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom tap. When he was finished, Mary asked him, “How much is that bath tap?” He replied, “That’s a gold plated bath tap Madam and the price is $5,000” Mary exclaimed, “My goodness, that is very expensive and it’s certainly out of my price range” She handed the attendant the description of the hinge Charlie had sent her to buy. Yes, said the attendant, they had them in stock and he went into the storeroom to get one. From the storeroom he yelled, “Madam, do you wanna screw for the hinge?” Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, “No, but I will for the bath tap.”
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avatar TooOldToBePunk 13 hr.agoI saw a hive with no exit today.
It was un-bee-leavable.
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avatar goldiecoaster 14 hr.agoTwo flies on a window ledge.
Two flies on a window ledge n one says… “…Don’t look now, but your man is open…”
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avatar Good_Ad7061 14 hr.agoWhy should one always be nice to their dentist?
Because...they have fillings too.
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avatar Aggravating_Dot_5217 14 hr.agoDid you hear about the kidnapping on the street
It's fine, he woke up
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avatar Aggravating_Dot_5217 14 hr.agoWhat did the drummer call his kids?
Anna 1, Anna 2
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avatar Aggravating_Dot_5217 14 hr.agoWhat do you call a fly without wings?
A walk
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avatar Ok-Philosopher8995 14 hr.agoTwo prisoners were handcuffed to each other for their entire sentence.
They were con-fused.
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avatar Joel_Boyens 15 hr.agoSomeone asked me if I wanted to see all of the ways it's possible to sleep in.
He showed me the rest.
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avatar explosivelydehiscent 15 hr.agoMy wife kept dumping flour into her lobster soup recipe and cried about the lumps and thick consistency
I said No whisk it, no bisque yet, baby.
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