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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar Wise_Man_555 3 day.agoA sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Caesar walked into a bar. . .
He came, he saw, he conquered
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avatar areyoukiddingme_dude 3 day.agoDid you hear about the gymnasts that got into a fight in July?
It was a summer-assault.
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avatar Yokelele 3 day.agoI’m terrified of Icelandic yogurt. In fact…
You could say I’m *skyr*ed!
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avatar bobthemundane 3 day.agoI generally did really good at math in college.
Just one test I was cocky, and went out before hand for drinks with friends. Had one too many drinks, and wasn’t really sober for the test. It was easily the worst calculus test I ever took. Almost flunked the class because of it. But I learned my lesson. I will never drink and derive again.
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avatar Man-e-questions 3 day.agoIf “AI” is short for Artificial Intelligence, whats short for Canadian Intelligence?
Eh, I
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avatar Longjumping_Event_59 3 day.agoJames Bond’s boss lost all of her teeth.
She needed some Judi Denchers afterwards.
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avatar GiborDesign 3 day.agoWhy are there are no penguins in Great-Britain?
Because they're afraid of whales.
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avatar patrickthebeerguy 3 day.agoI was making a stir fry and splashed soy sauce on my socks...
Oh no my soy socks!
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avatar NabrenX 3 day.agoWhy do you need to have twins to name one of them Will?
Because where there is a Will, there is a Way.
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avatar MurseMan1964 3 day.agoSiri kept calling me Shirley all day yesterday and I was getting very annoyed.
I finally realized, I left my phone in Airplane mode.
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