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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar Rockisstone 2 day.agoI asked my mom if she was proud of me.
She told me not to call her “mom” in front of other people!
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avatar ReputedWasherOfRocks 2 day.agoWhy should you sit in a corner when you're cold?
Because, it is 90 degrees
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avatar kol990 2 day.agoWhy does the chicken have to cluck twice to find her wrench?
Because she keeps in her two bocks.
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avatar Geography_Matters 2 day.agoI went to Mongolia Recently
It had it's pros and khans
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avatar user7618 2 day.agoI heard NASA is launching satellites to say sorry to any aliens that come along.
They're calling it the Apollo G Program.
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avatar soundchapp 2 day.agoShadows leed guitarest Hank Marvin said that he will not gig in Ireland anymore.
Because every time he'd introduce himself people would offer him a sandwich.
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avatar Meerkat_Mayhem_ 2 day.agoDid you see that funny movie about bananas? It had a great ending…
Don’t worry I won’t spoil it for you.
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avatar StockInitial4460 2 day.agoI forgot to pay my annual subscription to Scrabble Club
Now they are sending me threatening letters
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avatar RapeMyFuckingAsshole 2 day.agoWhy was the chicken itchy?
It had eggzema.
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avatar PortugalDoesntExist 2 day.agoHow does Lightning McQueen say hello and goodbye to Luigi and Guido?
Ka-ciao.
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