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Why do you need to have twins to name one of them Will?

Because where there is a Will, there is a Way.

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1. Why wouldn't Elmer Fudd rob the liquor store?

It was too whiskey.

2. How much to rainbows weigh?

Not much. They’re pretty light.

3. I think trust is essential in a relationship!

I mean, if you really don’t trust a woman, how would you know she’s not gonna tell your wife?

4. In getting ready for the new month at work, I went to tear April off of my desk calendar. I accidentally tore off two months

I am so dismayed

5. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

6. Chris Martin fell into a vat of custard

And he was all yellow

7. What is one of the favorite yacht rock songs of marijuana smokers?

(Don't\_Fear)The Reefer by Blue Oyster Cult

8. Yesterday I had a pee so bad I went into a woman's bathroom. Is that really so bad?

But the police said I shouldn't even have been in her house.

9. A horse groomer was worried about being laid off. I told him....

Don't worry about it. You have stable income.

10. You should be careful when comparing yourself to others.

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