Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!
Autumn because of the leavesdropping.
Autumn because of the leavesdropping
Long joke time: A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “Your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” the man says. “Call your sister in Chicago and tell her.” And he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they're getting a divorce. I’ll take care of this!” she shouts. She calls her dad and says, “You are NOT getting divorced! Don’t do a single thing until I get there. We’ll both be there tomorrow!” and she hangs up. The man ends the call, smiles and turns to his wife. “Good news! The kids are coming for Easter and paying their own way.” 😂
The doctor asks, "Can I help you?" The duck says, "Yeah, can you get this guy off my butt?"
A labracadabrador!
One's a Goodyear, the other's a great year!
It was pissed off!
One snatches your watch, the other watches your snatch!
The a(meow)sment park
Nevermind, I'm sure it will come to me soon.
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