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Why doesn’t the putt-putt course at the bean factory in Cancun charge money to play?

Because they’re fri joles.

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I asked "Are you single?" She replied "No, I'm a dentist."

2. "Where is your wife from?"

"Alaska." "You'll ask her?"

3. Did you hear about the man with five penises?

His pants fit him like a glove.

4. Midwife: It’s a girl!

Dad: She gets that from me.

5. How do you make gold soup?

Put 24 carrots in it

6. A genie once granted me one wish. I said I want to be happy.

So now I’m 3 feet tall, living in a cottage with 6 other dwarves and some girl in a gown and spending every day working in a mine singing “Whistle While You Work”

7. Marriage is like a workshop

I work and my wife shops

8. My statistics professor called me an average student

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9. An animal scientist makes a huge announcement that has had taught a frog to speak.

edit: sorry for title typo Word gets around a huge crowd of scientists, journalists and excited people from around the globe to a convention where he demonstrates his incredible discovery. "I will now show you all this frog can indeed talk and not only that but answer any question!" he annouces "I asked myself the question in my lab and before I could google it the frog answered it for me!" The crowd cheers and the scientist leans over to the frog with the microphone and speaks. "What is the front page of the internet?" The frog croaks: "Red-dit!"

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