Why do you never want to ask a cow for directions?

I arrived home, and nothing unexpected happened.

You would be grumpy, too, if you woke up and found yourself at work.

Davide O. was gone but Daudi O. persisted

Boy did I look younger then!

A newly wedded couple was enjoying their honeymoon in Hawaii. They were extremely shy couple and not so experienced. But they tried to do their first oral sex. It was not so satisfactory. At last she figured it out. The bride just close her eyes, and keep saying "Honolulu" to herself. It gave the groom extreme pleasure. After one year of marriage, they tried to celebrate it with passionate lovemaaking. But she forgot the magic word. "Honey, what was the name of place when we stayed for our honeymoon?" "It was called Waikiki, dear."

Because everything is all right, all right, all right!

The college football quarterback walked into the university infirmary and asked to see a doctor. “Sure,” said the pretty nurse, “what shall I tell him is your problem.” “It’s rather embarrassing,” stammered the athlete, “but I have a massively large erection that just won’t go away.” “Oh, I see,” she replied, “well the doctor is really busy this morning, but I might be of assistance. Go to Room 2A and remove your clothes. I too am quite busy, but I might be able to squeeze you in.”

Being buried alive.

It said that it will get out of my hair

Or maybe I just didn't bury that body deep enough