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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar goldiecoaster 2 day.agoTwo flies on a window ledge.
Two flies on a window ledge n one says… “…Don’t look now, but your man is open…”
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avatar Good_Ad7061 2 day.agoWhy should one always be nice to their dentist?
Because...they have fillings too.
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avatar Aggravating_Dot_5217 2 day.agoDid you hear about the kidnapping on the street
It's fine, he woke up
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avatar Aggravating_Dot_5217 2 day.agoWhat did the drummer call his kids?
Anna 1, Anna 2
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avatar Aggravating_Dot_5217 2 day.agoWhat do you call a fly without wings?
A walk
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avatar Ok-Philosopher8995 2 day.agoTwo prisoners were handcuffed to each other for their entire sentence.
They were con-fused.
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avatar Joel_Boyens 2 day.agoSomeone asked me if I wanted to see all of the ways it's possible to sleep in.
He showed me the rest.
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avatar explosivelydehiscent 3 day.agoMy wife kept dumping flour into her lobster soup recipe and cried about the lumps and thick consistency
I said No whisk it, no bisque yet, baby.
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avatar NicoFons 3 day.agoAn Apprentice Baker bakes his first batch of bread
"How did the bread turn out?" the Chef Baker asks. Apprentice: "It's all rye"
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avatar TooOldToBePunk 3 day.agoI went to the store to buy some camouflage pants.
I couldn't see any.
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