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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar greedydita 9 day.agoWhy are woman in physics more likely to have a threesome?
Because they've learned how to split an Adam.
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avatar PowerOfDesire 9 day.agoWhich of your body part shares its name with a planet?
Ur-anus
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avatar StrafemOrigin 10 day.agoI heard Dracula has started selling NSFW content...
He's started an OnlyFangs.
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avatar Ok_Emu155 10 day.agoWhat’s the difference between weed and pussy
It’s good weed if you can smell it across the room
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avatar Sufficiently_Jokey 10 day.agoFarmer Brown was getting the farm hands organized for the day's work...
...when he noticed that young Jethro was sporting an enormous hard-on. He walked over to the strapping young lad, "What the hell is this?" "I don’t know what’s wrong sir; I can't get it to go down. What should I do?" "How the hell should I know? Go back to the barn and stick it in a shovelful of horseshit for all I care; just get out of my face!" So, Jethro went back to the barn, but he was soon followed by Farmer Brown's young daughter, Trixie. Trixie beckoned him over, "Yoo-hoo, Jethro! Why don’t you come over here and stick that into me?" Jethro was dumbfounded: "The whole shovelful?!"
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avatar OrganicCollection459 10 day.agoWhy are hurricanes commonly named after women?
Because when they come they are wet and wild, and when they go they take your house and car
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avatar Ashamed-Sandwich9166 10 day.agoWhy do men become irritable during No Nut November?
If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
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avatar Joe_Gio 10 day.agocan you guys stop posting nsfw jokes
they never work
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avatar Emily-Kelleher 10 day.agoWhat did the elephant ask the naked man?
How do you breathe out of that thing?
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avatar Hijabi-Teen 10 day.agoWhy is a one-night stand with a man like a snowstorm?
You never know how long it'll last
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