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I heard Dracula has started selling NSFW content...

He's started an OnlyFangs.

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1. Bereavement on the Farm

**Farmer Joe appears at the local police station with tears in his eyes and reports that he found his donkey dead in the stable this morning.** ***The police officer asks whether there are any signs of a crime.*** **Farmer Joe honestly replies that the donkey was old and sick, and after some suffering, he finally passed away.** ***The policeman is puzzled and asks why Joe has come to the police station.*** **The farmer replies, "Well, I just wanted to inform the next of kin."**

2. One of my friends is addicted to using the ctrl+alt+delete command on his pc

He says it’s not an issue because he can quit at any time

3. Ugh those annoying cannibals

Are really getting under my skin

4. Why are calm seas warmer than rough seas?

Because of the micro-waves.

5. If letters gamble...

...do they alpha bet?

6. Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor is the most ignorant man I've ever met

Dude lives under The Rock

7. A male porn star retired from the business.

He had a difficult time finding a new job, and finally got a job at a gas station, but he got fired from that job as well. He would pump the gas until the customer's car was almost full, the pull the pump out and spray gas all over the hood of the car.

8. What do you do if your tap won't turn on?

Force it

9. What did the circus master say to the cranky contortionist?

No need to get all bent out of shape!

10. American doctors keep throwing away the foreskins after circumcision...

...the tipping culture really has got out of hand.

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