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Why is a one-night stand with a man like a snowstorm?

You never know how long it'll last

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2. Your mama’s so old that whenever she visits the museum, it’s the fossils that take a tour of her.

3. Yo Mama so Stupid that she thought UNICEF was a rock band

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5. Your mama's so fat.When cars drive around her it's called the twenty four hours of Le mom's

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8. Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money

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