Your mama’s so old that whenever she visits the museum, it’s the fossils that take a tour of her.

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1. I have just found out, to start a zoo, you need 2 pandas, 2 grizzlies, 3 polars and a koala.

Apparently this is the bear minimum.

2. My son came to me and said "Dad did you know Tokyo is the most populated city?"

Me: I'm pretty sure it's Rio de Janeiro. Son: No it's Tokyo with 37 million Me: Yeah but Rios got a Brazilian Son: ...go away

3. Did you hear about the fragile myth?

It was busted

4. Did you know that all farts smelled the same in ancient Egypt?

They had a toot in common.

5. I found a book called "How to solve 50% of your problems?"

So I bought 2 books.

6. What do you call the security guards for samsung?

Guardians of the galaxy

7. I bought a Delorian from an old scientist….

… but I only drive it from time to time.

8. "I'm sorry" and "I apologize" usually mean the same thing.

But not at a funeral.

9. Did you know Ozzy has his own brand of shampoo?

It’s in partnership with Johnson & Johnson & called No More Tears

10. I went to the Cats’ musical afterparty but it was super awkward.

There were too many faux paws.

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Your mama’s so old that whenever she visits the museum, it’s the fossils that take a tour of her.

yo mama jokes

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