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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar poptheballoon4 8 day.agoWhy isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box
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avatar MaxCWebster 8 day.agoA naked man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back. "I am a turtle," he says.
"Then what's on your back?" the host asks. "That's Michelle."
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avatar bishopgorman 8 day.agoA friend of mine went to piloting school
He told me the instructor informed him that he was a 8th degree black-belt and a homosexual, and if my friend didn't submit to his sexual advances then he would have to jump off the plane. I asked my friend, "Did you jump?" and he said "Yeah.... A little at first." (Thank you Ron White for this classic joke)
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avatar PotentialTurnover335 8 day.agoWhat’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
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avatar jneece 8 day.agoFour words you never want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson
“I’m not Willie Nelson”
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avatar PotentialTurnover335 9 day.agoMy sex life is like a Ferrari.
I don’t have a Ferrari.
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avatar WYWEWYN 9 day.agoMark Antony and Cleopatra are eating dinner.
They are discussing if Egyptian or Roman wines are better. He gets frustrated and says “Do you want to fight or fuck” She says “My dear, I’m not prone to argue .”
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avatar CosecSecCot 9 day.agoWhy is the comments section on pornhub so active?
People love mass-debating.
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avatar edfitz83 9 day.agoGuy gets out of prison, goes right to the nearest whorehouse, and meets the crusty old Madam
She asked what he wants. He says “I haven’t had a woman in 10 years. I don’t want young, I don’t want pretty. I want a tough woman who can put up with a major ass pounding” The madam says, “Well cowboy, that’s me. Go down the street and get us a 6 pack of longnecks, and meet me in room 7” The guy buys the beer and goes to room 7. The madam is on the bed, totally naked, on her hands and knees, with her asshole facing the door. The guy says, “I thought you wanted to have a few beers first.” She responds, “Well mister, you gotta open them bottles somehow”.
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avatar BareMemories 9 day.agoPiercings
I saw a blonde with nipple piercings and asked her why she got them, she said, she was told that when you get older your boobs deflate, so she's trying to cap her air bags.
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