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avatar edfitz83 8 day.ago

Guy gets out of prison, goes right to the nearest whorehouse, and meets the crusty old Madam

She asked what he wants. He says “I haven’t had a woman in 10 years. I don’t want young, I don’t want pretty. I want a tough woman who can put up with a major ass pounding” The madam says, “Well cowboy, that’s me. Go down the street and get us a 6 pack of longnecks, and meet me in room 7” The guy buys the beer and goes to room 7. The madam is on the bed, totally naked, on her hands and knees, with her asshole facing the door. The guy says, “I thought you wanted to have a few beers first.” She responds, “Well mister, you gotta open them bottles somehow”.

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