My friend was waiting for a bus when he saw a policeman drop a box of donuts, then split his pants while bending over to pick it up.

This was so hilarious that he just couldn't help himself and he started hooting and chuckling uncontrollably. The officer was not pleased and arrested him on the spot. The charge: Involuntary man's laughter.

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My friend was waiting for a bus when he saw a policeman drop a box of donuts, then split his pants while bending over to pick it up.

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