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Why do men become irritable during No Nut November?

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.

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1. Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back for seconds

2. The Conclave just decided the next pope will be a rodent

it will be the papal new guinea!

3. What’s the difference between lawyers and criminals?

One of them can’t seem to pass the bar.

4. Confucius Say:

Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run alongside Tesla get disappointed

5. I became a cop in this old town where no one lives and rarely anything happens

So my mom called me and asked me if i liked the new job and i said "no complains"

6. A man is happily married to his wife of 45 years.

They have 7 kids in total and everything is fine. But the man can't shake a peculiar feeling of one of his kids not being his. So during their 46th anniversary he takes his wife out for a lovely dinner and at the end he asks her. Man: You know I love you very much right Anne? Wife: Yes dear. What's the matter? Man:I want you to be completely honest with me right now. Can you do that for me? The wife hesitates a little but nods. Man: I have always observed that Adam just doesn't fit in with our other kids. Does he have a different father? The wife looks down, wringing the table cloth and her composure is totally broken. Seeing this the man gets extremely sad but eggs her on.... She then timidly replies," Yes.....it is you."

7. To the guy who invented zero.

Thanks for nothing!

8. I heard there was a Contortionist contest, so I entered myself.

And that won second place!

9. I saw a fat ghost working out today in the gym

I had to say it "That's the spirit"

10. A few weeks ago, I visited my local gun manufacturing warehouse in search of new parts for my hunting rifle. One of the workers asked me if I wanted to try out one of the new scopes.

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