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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar Emily-Kelleher 3 hr.agoWhat did the elephant ask the naked man?
How do you breathe out of that thing?
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avatar Hijabi-Teen 3 hr.agoWhy is a one-night stand with a man like a snowstorm?
You never know how long it'll last
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avatar bowen7477 3 hr.agoKnock knock. Who's there? Eat map.
Eat map who? Ewww, gross!
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avatar DENelson83 4 hr.agoYou know why some people think profit-making companies are full of gibberish?
They make dollars, but they don't make sense.
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avatar MetalBroVR 4 hr.agoI think it would fit the clean, SFW nature of Dad Jokes if we stopped making jokes about chickens, turkeys and ducks.
Its not a dad joke if it includes fowl language.
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avatar GiborDesign 5 hr.agoWhat do you call a pastors alternate personality?
Altar Ego
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avatar pLeThOrAx 6 hr.agoDid you hear about the robot who got fired from the lab?
He was a complete armature.
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avatar yerguyses 6 hr.agoI don't abuse drugs
I put my drugs up on a pedestal.
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avatar Rockisstone 6 hr.agoI started the first day of hockey practice with an icebreaker…
…. and then got kicked off the hockey team for doing so…
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avatar LovelyBirch 7 hr.agoI always keep a full glass of water, and an empty one, on my nightstand...
Just in case I wake up not feeling thirsty.
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