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avatar pLeThOrAx 11 hr.ago

Did you hear about the robot who got fired from the lab?

He was a complete armature.

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As he was pouring my next beer, I told him “I have a tip for you that will let you sell 25% more beer.” His eyes lit up with interest so I gave him my advice: “Just fill the glasses up to the full line.”

2. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.

3. While visiting England I was surprised to hear so many people watch the BBC.

I didn't try it, I prefer BBW, though there is a lot of overlap in the videos.

4. What did the police officer say to the parents of the kid whose suicide attempt by hanging thankfully failed?

I have good news and bad noose

5. Why do women have Two ovaries?

Because you shouldn’t put all your eggs in the same basket.

6. A drunk guy came for an interview at a beer company

The company boss immediately disliked the guy. But since he was there, he had to conduct the interview. The boss asked his secretary to bring some beer. The drunk guy smelled it and immediately told all the ingredients! The boss winked at the secretary to bring something else…The secretary peed in a glass and brought that to the drink guy. After taking a smell the drunk guy said, ‘26F, and 3 month pregnant ! Now if you don’t give me the job, I’ll tell your wife who the real dad is’

7. I would like the attention of all of the campers and all of the dolphins...

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She looked surprised.

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