He was a complete armature.
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As he was pouring my next beer, I told him “I have a tip for you that will let you sell 25% more beer.” His eyes lit up with interest so I gave him my advice: “Just fill the glasses up to the full line.”
A stick.
I didn't try it, I prefer BBW, though there is a lot of overlap in the videos.
I have good news and bad noose
Because you shouldn’t put all your eggs in the same basket.
The company boss immediately disliked the guy. But since he was there, he had to conduct the interview. The boss asked his secretary to bring some beer. The drunk guy smelled it and immediately told all the ingredients! The boss winked at the secretary to bring something else…The secretary peed in a glass and brought that to the drink guy. After taking a smell the drunk guy said, ‘26F, and 3 month pregnant ! Now if you don’t give me the job, I’ll tell your wife who the real dad is’
"...to all in tents and porpoises..."
She looked surprised.
But it's worth a shot.
The woofabit.
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