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avatar MetalBroVR 9 hr.ago

I think it would fit the clean, SFW nature of Dad Jokes if we stopped making jokes about chickens, turkeys and ducks.

Its not a dad joke if it includes fowl language.

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1. See you next Thursday

I filled in for a friend who couldn't make the golf game at his country club. One of the golfers I met is a pathologist. As we parted ways that afternoon he shook my hand warmly and said, "see you next Thursday." I said, " thanks but I only filled in today." He said, "I know. See you next Thursday."

2. How do you make an octopus laugh? …

10 tickles

3. My first wife owned ..

a taser. She was a stunning woman.

4. I asked my German friend if they could can tell me what is 3 x 3 is? They said 9…

I said why not?

5. Did you hear about the miner from Llanfairpwllgwyngychgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysyliogogogoch?

>!He had hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!< >!But he contracted pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!< >!So he had to have a very long word with his manager!<

6. Why don't you buy salmon from an Egyptian God?

It's always bloody Ra!!!

7. Yo mama so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag

8. I need some dad jokes about food

I heard a rumor about butter, but I don't want to spread it. I had a joke about Pizza, but it's a little cheesy. Edit: Go ahead with alcohol jokes if you want. I won't wine about them.

9. I had to wait in line to get a hair-cut, so I started grilling some meat.

It was a barber-queue.

10. What do a marine biologist and an NFL scout have in common?

They're both paid to study Dolphins.

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