Its not a dad joke if it includes fowl language.
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I filled in for a friend who couldn't make the golf game at his country club. One of the golfers I met is a pathologist. As we parted ways that afternoon he shook my hand warmly and said, "see you next Thursday." I said, " thanks but I only filled in today." He said, "I know. See you next Thursday."
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a taser. She was a stunning woman.
I said why not?
>!He had hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!< >!But he contracted pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!< >!So he had to have a very long word with his manager!<
It's always bloody Ra!!!
I heard a rumor about butter, but I don't want to spread it. I had a joke about Pizza, but it's a little cheesy. Edit: Go ahead with alcohol jokes if you want. I won't wine about them.
It was a barber-queue.
They're both paid to study Dolphins.
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