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ReasonableGator 26 day.agoI filled in for a friend who couldn't make the golf game at his country club. One of the golfers I met is a pathologist. As we parted ways that afternoon he shook my hand warmly and said, "see you next Thursday." I said, " thanks but I only filled in today." He said, "I know. See you next Thursday."
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I’ll hang around while you go on ahead
It was kind of a big dill.
We have to wait till my neighbor goes to work.
It wanted to be knotified about things.
Sir Patrick Stewart, who played Captain Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek The Next Generation, had a rare condition as a child. He had an ear that grew on his forehead, a vestigial ear that grew back when they removed it at age 3. Doctors removed it two more times, and each time it grew back. Finally, when he was 5, a doctor in Manchester, England, offered a new procedure that would remove the ear with minimal to no scarring, and it would be permanent. They had young Patrick prepped for surgery, and he stopped them to go to a mirror, so he get get a look at his final front ear.
I got fired for doing a stand up job.
The third man ducked.
It was a chance to swing into new fun!
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