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1. What did one deep sea monster say to the other when he woke up?

*As their joints snap, crackle and pop* "Good morning, I'm a Kraken!"

2. The furniture store salesman told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”

I said, “Where am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”

3. My wife was sick in bed so I took the sheets off of her and then put them back on

Confused, she looked at me as I said "There, now you are recovered!"

4. Why should you talk to a network engineer if you can’t find a toilet?

they know all the IP addresses.

5. The ambulance

A couple of months ago I was following an ambulance when I noticed a small metal box sitting on the rear bumper. When the ambulance turned right the box flew off and landed on the side of the road against the curb. I pulled over and snagged the box. When I opened the box, inside was a human toe packed in ice. I called the nearest hospital and explained what I had found. The intake clerk on the phone said, “Yes, the ambulance has just arrived minus the box.” I gave her my location and asked if they were going to send another ambulance to collect it. The woman replied, “No, we’ll just send a toe truck.”

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If a bra strap is a over the shoulder bolder holder.... Whats a Jock strap? .... Its an under the butt, nut hut!

7. What comes after graduate?

Gradu nine

8. What comes after graduate?

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9. I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey...

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10. I was just shown the exact same advertisement one year later

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