Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
estand91 9 day.ago*As their joints snap, crackle and pop* "Good morning, I'm a Kraken!"
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Did you hear that Kate Perry sneezed? Someone said God bless you, and now she calls herself pope.
>!nothing, birds don't talk!<
Since you guys like fruit so much go pick 100 of whatever fruit you want," said the farmer. The first guy decides to pick grapes. When he gets 100 he goes back to the farmer. The farmer says, "Now shove 'em all up your ass." The guy gets all 100 up his ass. He feels really bad, but then he starts to laugh. "Why are you laughing?" asks the farmer. And the guy replies, "My friend is out picking watermelons!
My wife put on a sexy cop outfit and arrested me on suspicion of being good in bed. After a quick trial I was released due to lack of evidence.
but i still can't get used to her having one
Madame: Well we do have a girl with a glass eye...she takes it out a let's you fuck her in the eye socket John: OMG that's crazy, I'll have to give it a try 15 minutes later John: That was amazing, I would never have thought of something like that in a million years. I'll definitely be back Madame: Okay, I will tell her to keep an eye out for you
AIAIO.
The flavor changes when you get close to the butt.
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator." Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn’t wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn’t suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don’t fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn’t use anymore?' And so, here we are!"
You're not supposed to lick batteries, but you do it anyway!
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