The furniture store salesman told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”

I said, “Where am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”

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1. I tried the "playing chess while the others play checkers" thing with other games.

Now I'm banned from the Baseball team, it turns out you can't tackle the pitcher like that and call it a sack.

2. My co-workers always say I seem so mysterious when they see me quietly holding a book…but the truth is I just can’t concentrate because I’m wildly aroused by the content.

Either way, I’m too hard to read.

3. A panda enters a cafe

Eats a serving of best pasta , Stands up, takes a pistol out of his side pocket, and start to walk away, The manager asks him what is the meanings of this The panda replies, look for the meanings in a dictionary. Manager finds a dictionary, and the entry is Panda: A bear like animal who eats shoots and leaves.

4. I know a film director that only hires overweight actors and actresses, even if they're terrible.

I think it's flabbercasting.

5. The inventor of the throat lozenges died.

There was no coffin at the funeral.

6. My Grandpa was a brave guy.

When my whole family was panicking in the hopsital because Grandpa needed blood. He reassured us by screaming 'Be positive' until his last breathe.

7. How do you know when the economy is bad?

When hookers are giving free BJ’s just to get something warm in their stomach.

8. Two dragons walk into a bar..

One says “it’s hot in here”. The other dragon replies “shut your mouth”

9. A karen walks into a church and demands to see the manager

The pastor tells them how to find Jesus

10. Went to a party dressed as a pair of glasses

Made a complete spectacle of myself

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