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avatar SoNowYouTellMe101 1 mon.agoAs a kid, I had a bad stutter, and one day I was trying to tell everyone Nanna had passed away, but as I was telling them ...
... they all started singing Hey Jude.
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avatar bgva 1 mon.agoMark Zuckerberg is going into standup comedy
He's a fan of Meta humor.
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avatar DENelson83 1 mon.agoSomebody set a washroom alight.
Shit's on fire, yo.
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avatar DinglebarryHandpump 1 mon.agoI saw an octopus that only had one tentacle
I thought "Boy, he's on his last leg."
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avatar Slowloris81 1 mon.agoWhy did the banana go the doctor (from my five year old)?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
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avatar Longjumping_Event_59 1 mon.agoI had a French Kiss the other day…
I have to say, Hershey’s chocolate and tongue meat do NOT go together…
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avatar WYWEWYN 1 mon.agoMark Antony and Cleopatra are eating dinner.
They are discussing if Egyptian or Roman wines are better. He gets frustrated and says “Do you want to fight or fuck” She says “My dear, I’m not prone to argue .”
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avatar Jay-Tripper 1 mon.agoWhy was there a bouncer outside the bathroom?
Because only VIPees were allowed in there
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avatar CosecSecCot 1 mon.agoWhy is the comments section on pornhub so active?
People love mass-debating.
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avatar rk2602 1 mon.agoMy friend works in IT and I asked him, “How do you make a motherboard?”
He said, “I usually tell her about my job.”
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avatar berkleysquare 1 mon.agoSomeone called me on my phone, coughed and sneezed and then hung up.
I'm getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
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avatar sputnik4life 1 mon.agoCan I tell you a dad joke?
Never mind, I don't think I could go any father.
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avatar naveeloc 1 mon.agoI hate going to the grocery store because I always have to look at some fat idiot scanning my food.
They need to add the option to turn off the self checkout camera.
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avatar richfield1945 1 mon.agothey are recalling a brand of eye drops...
I didn't see that coming...
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avatar Mojoreisman 1 mon.agoI had a great conversation with a dolphin the other day...
...we just clicked.
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avatar GiborDesign 1 mon.agoMy can opener is broken.
Now it's a can't opener.
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avatar Miss_Management 1 mon.agoWhat does one Chinese cat say to greet the other Chinese cat?
Me hao!
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avatar SteveBennett64 1 mon.agoI've been trying to save money on electricity so I got an e-meter.
But it just made me give our family's life savings to Scientology.
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avatar TheMedMan123 1 mon.agoI just got in a argument with my wife
I don't know what to do next she told me I was right.
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avatar SonOfWestminster 1 mon.agoDid you hear about the beatnik who died of malnutrition?
He wouldn't eat a square meal
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