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avatar gdogakl 1 mon.agoWhat flavour is a plane?
Vanilla
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avatar burhansadikot 1 mon.agoMy son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday... said maybe they'll marry eachother.
Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age...
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avatar SpiralEscalator 1 mon.agoWhat's the textbook on alien biology?
Greys Anatomy
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avatar SwollenPoon 1 mon.agoWhat did one snowman, say to the other snowman?
Is it just me, or does everything smell like carrots?!
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avatar shinysohyun 1 mon.agoWhat did the bad cat-parents tell their kittens?
“You’ll never a-meow-nt to anything.”
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avatar 8bitPete 1 mon.agoWent swimming today and peed in the deep end, the life guard saw it..
Blew his whistle so hard i almost fell in.
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avatar Sid_Krishna_Shiva 1 mon.agoWhat were the Astrologer's last words?
I'm gonna die.
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avatar OZFox42 1 mon.agoA rich man came home and immediately started shouting at his wife.
"I've been looking at our expenses and they are through the roof! What have you got so much to spend on? From now on, things will need to be different!" "Different how?" his wife asked. "Well, for starters, if you learned how to cook, we wouldn't need a personal chef. If you learned to clean, we wouldn't need a maid!" her husband retorted. She looked at him and responded: "If you knew how to satisfy a woman, we wouldn't need a gardener, a mechanic, and a pool cleaner!"
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avatar BearddBrad 1 mon.agoA woman at the airport fainted and fell into the baggage carousel.
She is slowly coming around
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avatar New2RedBeNice 1 mon.agoA bitter divorced guy bumped into his
ex-wife’s new husband at a party. After a few drinks, he sauntered arrogantly over to him and sneered: “So, how do you like using secondhand goods?” “It doesn’t bother me,” said the new husband. “Once you get past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.”
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avatar mrl33602 1 mon.agoI learned how to make banana splits
In sundae school
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avatar k_woz1978 1 mon.agoGravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe.
Without it, you would have gravy.
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avatar Sid_Krishna_Shiva 1 mon.agoMy friend Lee wishes to rename himself to "Francis", upon asking why.. he said:
It sounds PriestLee
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avatar marryjane_smoker 1 mon.agoYou can tell an ant's gender by putting it in water
If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.
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avatar Sid_Krishna_Shiva 1 mon.agoWhat were the dentist's last words aboard a crashing flight?
Brace yourselves
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avatar mellark241 1 mon.agoDid you know the Grinch is the most average Who in Whosville?
He's a mean one, that Mr. Grinch.
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avatar Sid_Krishna_Shiva 1 mon.agoWhat's a dentist's favorite game?
Tooth or Dare
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avatar Joel_Boyens 1 mon.agoPeople ask me how I always spell everything correctly.
It's because I know how to right.
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avatar madame_shrimp 1 mon.agoWhat is Han Solo’s favorite snack?
Milk and wookiees
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avatar Puzzleheaded-Lie8130 1 mon.agoDid you hear about that new restaurant on the moon?
Great food. No atmosphere. 🌙
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