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avatar Realistic-Twist-3112 1 mon.agoI let my subscription to the Scrabble Club lapse.
Now they're sending me threatening letters.
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avatar ilikesidehugs 1 mon.agoGuy next door stopped by and said, “So I heard you and your family had an amaing time seeing the ebras at the oo.” After he left my wife asked, “Who was that?”
I said, “Just our No-Z neighbor.”
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avatar RibaldPancake 1 mon.agoMy doctor told me that only exercise will get rid of my big belly.
I asked him if I should join a gym. He said, "No, that's not necessary. Here's the exercise you need: Move your head back and forth from left to right anytime someone asks you if you'd like something to eat."
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avatar Left-Distribution-13 1 mon.agoWhat beef only comes in 2, 3, 5, 7, or 11 ounce portions?
Prime Rib!
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avatar GnirobSW 1 mon.agoI had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper.
I was dicing with death. (Tim vine)
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avatar jneece 1 mon.agoFour words you never want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson
“I’m not Willie Nelson”
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avatar Maleficent_Orchid181 1 mon.agoWhat do you call a wedding between two female horses?
A mare-age.
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avatar SwoleCatPlush 1 mon.agoI cheated on my Hispanic girlfriend and she left me stunned.
I guess next time I should wait till August, I sat her down and explained what I did, and all she kept yelling back was “why July, why July.” Guess I just have bad timing.
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avatar ChaoticBiFool 1 mon.agoTrips
So I always get asked if I have any trips planned. My response is always "No, any trips are always unplanned. But they always result in me falling flat on my face"
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avatar reedrichardsphd 1 mon.agoAt the playground no one would share their sand for my castle.
How inconsilicate!
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avatar LeifSized 1 mon.agoWhere can you find a Spanish robot?
Madroid
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avatar jerendee 1 mon.agoWhat will heavy machinery do to a farm girl?
A tractor.
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avatar poptheballoon4 1 mon.agoI like my girls like I like my coffee
I don't like coffee
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avatar PotentialTurnover335 1 mon.agoI have the body of a god.
Unfortunately, it’s Buddha.
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avatar PotentialTurnover335 1 mon.agoMy sex life is like a Ferrari.
I don’t have a Ferrari.
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avatar bunnyguy1972 1 mon.agoWhy can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
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avatar Right-Progress-1886 1 mon.agoCredit Card Statement
After work, a man arrives home and checks his mailbox. As he's heading to the kitchen he opens one of the envelopes and looks over his credit card statement. He see's a transaction for $690.69 from a company called Goopy Creamy Excess. He immediately calls his credit card company and once he gets an operator he asks them, "What's discharge???"
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avatar Slight-Look-4766 1 mon.agoWhy did the hooker go to jail?
Catching crabs without a permit.
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avatar berkleysquare 1 mon.agoI dropped a $20 note on a windy day. I chased it for almost 1 mile and never caught it but......
I had a good run for my money.
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avatar Chris000000000000003 1 mon.agoIf weevils attack your bag of wheat before you make it into bread..
can it be described as holegrain?
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