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It was just a stage he was going through.
At the Grocery (gross-eyrie). - an original from my 10 year old.
Donald Trump wanted to experience the authentic Middle-East and went as a regular tourist to a local eatery. He noticed that the waiter bringing him biryani had his thumb dipped in the food. Too hungry to complain, he chose to ignore it. Later he saw the waiter bring him curry again with his thumb dipped in the bowl. And same thing happened when he ordered some lentil soup. But he noticed the waiter finally had his fingers off the food when dessert was brought. Now that he was full, he asked, “Hey, I see you can actually hold the plates and bowls without dipping your thumb in the food. Why did you have your thumb in all my previous orders?” “Well sir, I have arthritis in this thumb and the doctor has advised me to keep it warm all the time, so I dip it in hot food every chance I get.” Furious that it was a deliberate act and somewhat disgusted, Trump yelled, “Why don’t you shove your finger up your arse; it’s warm in there too!” “Well sir, that’s what I do when I am in the kitchen.”
She’s very shifty.
he/her he/her
I said “Sure, but you have to write 3 sonnets first”. She asked “Why?” I said “Because it’s prose before hose”!
A Mybackissore. Just made it up with my son lol
I don't know if that's true, or just one of Granny's myths.
Cross fit
They did unspeakable things to me.
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