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Why did the banana go the doctor (from my five year old)?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

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One but it takes eighteen years.

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3. Who is Santa’s favorite singer?

BeyonSleigh!

4. What did Grace Kelly have that Natalie Wood could have used?

A good stroke.

5. I wish the people in New Jersey would shut-up about the UFOs they see at night.

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6. What happened when the snowgirl broke up with the snowboy?

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7. I don’t care how talented they are…

I find it hard to believe that a horse can draw a carriage!

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9. Why do couples go the gym together?

They want their relationship to work out.

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