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avatar Hemenocent 17 day.agoWhat did the masochistic businessman say to the panhandler asking for change.
He had just been to see his Mistress, and he was strapped for cash.
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avatar Red-Beaulieu 17 day.ago1.7% of Americans over the age of 30 are married to their 3rd cousin.
Not sure why they didn't figure it out after they married their first two cousins.
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avatar SoCalAttorney 17 day.agoDid you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the 'no-bell' prize.
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avatar Zealotsam 17 day.agoSumerian jokes are hit or miss
Sumer funny, Sumer not.
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avatar magpie_dreams 17 day.agoWhat's the saddest cheese?
Provalone
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avatar timthedriller 17 day.agoWhich type of fish has the highest olfactory sense?
Smelt
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avatar DinglebarryHandpump 17 day.agoThis vehicle has some weird features
I was backing up just now and the display showed a video of a kid on a skateboard being run over
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avatar Different-Cod6687 17 day.agoSometimes when I'm driving around I see Lots for Sale.
I'm always disappointed because it appears I missed the sale.
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avatar jasminehalabix 17 day.agoMy wife asked me to spoon in bed
But I'd rather fork
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avatar AmiraHadixxX 17 day.agoTwo old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat came up and flashed them
One lady immediately had a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach
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avatar HalimaSalehx 17 day.agoA woman breaks up with a man with a small penis
His friends were amazed he didn't seem hurt or fazed by the breakup. "It's ok", He said. "I wasn't that into her."
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avatar barewear2267 17 day.agoIf I die of bronchitis I insist on a closed casket viewing
In case I have a coffin fit
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avatar HeavenToHalima 17 day.agoMy wife is a sex object
Every time I ask for sex, she objects
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avatar HeavenToHalima 17 day.agoMy wife is a sex object
Every time I ask for sex, she objects
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avatar DustySwordsman 17 day.agoWhat do you call a charming young strawberry?
A rizzberry
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avatar ClockTower83 17 day.agoWhat kind of potato loves watching sports?
A spectator! 🥔
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avatar Mediocre_Metal_7174 17 day.agoDid you know that if you flip a canoe upside-down, you can wear it as a hat?
Because it's cap sized.
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avatar Rabieshijax 17 day.agoIt's weird pirates decided to call it booty instead of booby.
Since they treasure chests.
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avatar jack2of4spades 17 day.agoWhy can't you catch a Muslim during Ramadan?
'Cause they fast
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avatar LargeManufacturer782 17 day.agoWhat do you have when you have two balls in your hand?
A man’s undivided attention.
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