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avatar LargeManufacturer782 17 day.agoI’m not addicted to brake fluid.
I can stop anytime I want.
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avatar LargeManufacturer782 17 day.agoDid you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa
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avatar alanmitch34 17 day.agoSomeone brought a fruity drink mix to the office. Easy enough...just add water...but somehow it turned into a whole thing. Too many opinions, not enough cups. People argued over powder ratios like it mattered. We got thirsty. Irritable. Eventually, someone figured it out and we queued up.
Anyhow, it tasted fine. It just took too long to get to the punch line.
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avatar RelationshipSofty 17 day.agoDid you know fries weren’t originally made in France?
They were first cooked in Greece.
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avatar Individual_Agency703 17 day.agoA very specific joke for people who work in wastewater treatment.
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avatar New-Cow-4176 17 day.agoToday I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison ball
I thought, that’s a little condescending.
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avatar Dadpool2420 17 day.agoWhat do you call it when a plane crashes on 2 potheads?
Killing 2 stoners with 1 bird.
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avatar cleetus12 17 day.agoEveryone says there's no money in the restaurant biz...
But I bet I could make a mint selling ice cream.
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avatar MaidMarian20 17 day.agoDid you hear about the restaurant on the Moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
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avatar Longjumping_Event_59 17 day.agoWhy did the train conductor get fired?
He couldn’t stay on track. It derailed his whole career. Sometimes, he still rides old trains when he needs to blow off some steam.
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avatar CampingWorld 17 day.agoMy therapist asked where I see myself in five years.
I said, “Hopefully still under warranty.”
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avatar houndoom92 17 day.agoTechnically, all the money I have ever spent on food
has been flushed down the toilet.
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avatar Big_Russia 17 day.agoWhat number would be assigned to a German Horse?
Neign
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avatar SonOfWestminster 17 day.agoWhy do employees who resign from Los Angeles International Airport have loose bowels?
Because they're Ex-LAX
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avatar genxfrom66 17 day.agoWe have a nor'easter out here in Boston. I'm going out to catch some fog.
Well that didn't work because I mist..
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avatar EndersGame_Reviewer 17 day.agoI am Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon.
Neil before me.
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avatar Sid_Krishna_Shiva 17 day.agoI'm tired of telling these Dentist jokes...
I say the tooth, no lies.
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avatar OnlyOneness 17 day.agoThere are lots of varieties of tree that can be used for firewood 🪵
But in the end they’re all ash 🌿
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avatar knj23 17 day.agoI've chosen to go in the direction of the awk.
My path is awkward.
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avatar MoscuPekin 17 day.agoMy dad got his phone stolen recently, and I started getting messages asking me for money
Looks like he got it back
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