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avatar Masselein 19 day.agoIf you forgot the purpose of a boomerang, try not to stress out about it.
It’ll come back to you eventually.
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avatar Business_Arrival_630 19 day.agoNeed a joke fast!
I’m about to go into a fertility clinic for IUI. That means I will press a plunger that inserts my semen into my wife. I want a punchline for when I press the plunger. Current front-runners: Yahtzee Was it good for you? Want a cigarette? See you in 9 months.
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avatar abcdefghitoho 19 day.agoI needed a psychoanalytic therapy but couldn't afford one
So I hooked up with an archaeologist
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avatar RecognitionHonest320 19 day.agoWhat do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus
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avatar AgeAdditional4971 20 day.agoNoah’s Ark
2 Unicorns talking on the Ark during the Great Flood “ Wel I suppose it’s up to you and me to repopulate the world when it stops raining. We should get to know each other. My name is Robert, what’s yours?”
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avatar Random_Alt_2947284 20 day.agoMy friends always made sure I was PISSED OFF
So then I made them PISSED ON. Ever since, they never tried to piss me OFF again!
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avatar One-Tomatillo2160 20 day.agoDo you like listening to Sabrina Carpenter?
Well, it's not my cup of tea.
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avatar Refried__Dreams 20 day.agoWhat kind of dolls do pirates play with?
Baaaaaaarrrbies!
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avatar Joel_Boyens 20 day.agoWhat do you call music made by a musician that isn't alive?
A dead beat. What do you call music made by a musician that's ill? A sick beat.
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avatar Wyndcaller 20 day.agoWhy couldn't the ceramicist catch their newest piece that ran away?
It was using e*VASE*ive maneuvers!
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avatar Eggo91 20 day.agoMy wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night
But I will recover
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avatar Man-e-questions 20 day.agoMy dad owned the largest shopping center in the city. But he died when the government took it away through eminent domain.
Doctors think it was a grand mall seizure.
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avatar The_Reddit_Wetting 20 day.agoWhat do you call the area where all the members of The Round Table live?
A knight’hood
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avatar TheQuietKid22 20 day.agoI will return the earbuds I bought recently.
It hertz when I wear it.
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avatar TheQuietKid22 20 day.agoDid you hear of the tired broom?
He was feeling very sweepy
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avatar dreadful_name 20 day.agoI’m off to see ‘HR - The Movie’ tomorrow
This time it’s personnel!
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avatar ilikesidehugs 20 day.agoI asked my wife what was wrong, and she said she was still mad at me for all the times I used to randomly say “pathatsst” to her.
I’m like, “C’mon babe, that’s in the past.”
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avatar SonOfWestminster 20 day.agoIBM
U BM, we all BM, for IBM!
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avatar tadashi4 20 day.agoI was walking at a sidewalk and a Crow stopped me:
-Would you like to donate to a charity? -What's the name of the charity? -CAW CAW CAW CAW. It's four good caws.
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avatar Left-Distribution-13 20 day.agoI was in the bar last night when the waitress yells "Does anyone know CPR?"
I yelled back "I know all those letters!" Everyone laughed, well except this one guy.
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