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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar DENelson83 1 day.agoYou know why some people think profit-making companies are full of gibberish?
They make dollars, but they don't make sense.
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avatar MetalBroVR 1 day.agoI think it would fit the clean, SFW nature of Dad Jokes if we stopped making jokes about chickens, turkeys and ducks.
Its not a dad joke if it includes fowl language.
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avatar GiborDesign 1 day.agoWhat do you call a pastors alternate personality?
Altar Ego
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avatar pLeThOrAx 1 day.agoDid you hear about the robot who got fired from the lab?
He was a complete armature.
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avatar yerguyses 1 day.agoI don't abuse drugs
I put my drugs up on a pedestal.
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avatar Rockisstone 1 day.agoI started the first day of hockey practice with an icebreaker…
…. and then got kicked off the hockey team for doing so…
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avatar LovelyBirch 1 day.agoI always keep a full glass of water, and an empty one, on my nightstand...
Just in case I wake up not feeling thirsty.
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avatar Healthy_Ladder_6198 1 day.agoA trip to the hardware store
Charlie was installing a new door and he found that one of the hinges was missing. He asked his wife Mary if she would go to the hardware store and pick one up. He wrote down what was required. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the attendant to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom tap. When he was finished, Mary asked him, “How much is that bath tap?” He replied, “That’s a gold plated bath tap Madam and the price is $5,000” Mary exclaimed, “My goodness, that is very expensive and it’s certainly out of my price range” She handed the attendant the description of the hinge Charlie had sent her to buy. Yes, said the attendant, they had them in stock and he went into the storeroom to get one. From the storeroom he yelled, “Madam, do you wanna screw for the hinge?” Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, “No, but I will for the bath tap.”
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avatar TooOldToBePunk 1 day.agoI saw a hive with no exit today.
It was un-bee-leavable.
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avatar goldiecoaster 1 day.agoTwo flies on a window ledge.
Two flies on a window ledge n one says… “…Don’t look now, but your man is open…”
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