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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar Pillbily 1 mon.agoMy dad is courageous and sharp
He has the heart of a lion, the eyes of a hawk, and a lifetime ban from the zoo
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avatar EsotericTribble 1 mon.agoStrange facts: Did you know that if you live across the street from a cemetery in the state of Florida, that you can't be buried in it?
You have to die first
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avatar RecognitionHonest320 1 mon.agoWhat's an artists favorite brand of shoes?
Sketchers
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avatar Healthy_Ladder_6198 1 mon.agoSeen in the Church Bulletin
22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
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avatar StevieObieYT 1 mon.agoWhich month of the year is the shortest?
May. It only has three letters.
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avatar RecognitionHonest320 1 mon.agoWhat vegetable can work as a sports announcer?
A common tater
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avatar jigsatics 1 mon.agoExperts said that brushing alone is not enough to prevent cavities and tooth decay...
So I started brushing my teeth with my wife.
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avatar Healthy_Ladder_6198 1 mon.agoOne wish
A man caught a fish, and as he was removing it from the hook it began to speak. “Look, I'm going to be straightforward with you. You can let me go right now and receive a wish. But just so you know, I'm not like those genies in bottles…I grant only one wish and you better pick wisely, because sometimes people are better off without their wishes.” The man thought for some time, and decided to go with the safest wish he could think of: to be a prince. He let the fish go and went home. When he woke up the next morning he was in a palace bedroom with a servant bringing him breakfast in bed. When he was done eating he went to get dressed and in the closet hung the finest clothing he’d ever seen in his life, and when the valet asked him what he would like to wear he had a hard time deciding – it was all so wonderful. When he was dressed he went downstairs to the morning room for breakfast where a string quartet was playing beautiful music and the lovely woman who was his wife was waiting for him. She walked over, kissed his cheek and whispered in his ear, “Ferdinand, don’t forget, today we’re going to Sarajevo.”
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avatar New2RedBeNice 1 mon.agoWhat do you call a nose with no body?
No body nose
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avatar 2Guys1Cup2022 1 mon.agoTonight for dinner is
Tuna salad, pasta salad, chicken salad, potato salad, and egg salad. I call it my Cinco de Mayo.
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