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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar SupHomiess 26 day.agoI never saw the ending of Stephen King's IT Chapter 1
But I know it's going down well
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avatar RecognitionHonest320 29 day.agoWhat do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus
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avatar Joe_Gio 1 mon.agocan you guys stop posting nsfw jokes
they never work
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avatar chuckles5454 1 mon.agoBreaking: Angry Indian air force drops 500 tonnes of onion bhajis, 300 tonnes of lamb pakoras and over 1000 fragmentation poppadoms on PAK targets...
... They said: that's just for starters!
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avatar craigers01 1 mon.agoTwo Uranium atoms were on a street corner.
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avatar ajays97 1 mon.agoHow to prevent alzheimer's?
Let me think...
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avatar NoTumbleweed2417 1 mon.agoI slept like a baby last night
I was crying all night and I shit myself twice
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avatar Healthy_Ladder_6198 1 mon.agoI tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor.
The Security Guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.
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avatar DoomRulz 1 mon.agoDid you hear about the goat who cusses in Korean?
He goes around bleating, "sheep-baaaaal"! FYI, in Korean, the word for fuck (and shit, I think) is ssibal (pronounced shee-bal).
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avatar WizardofPasta 1 mon.agoI drink apple juice
I drink apple juice because OJ will kill you.
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