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1. There’s a new partnership between a doughnut shop and an airline.

American Runs on Dunkin’

2. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar?

Because he heard the drinks were on the house.

3. I got a call earlier today from my son saying that he was working on a school project and wanted to know where I was born.

I said, “how the *hell* did you get my number??”

4. My friend who has constipation is fighting for his life in the bathroom

I ask him if he's ok, and he replies inbetween his groans. "Nah I'm good don't worry" Me personally, I think he's full of shit.

5. At a press conference, the police chief announced the arrest of a major crime gang that had been plaguing the city.

“We used a team of bees to lure the criminals to the scene and catch them in the act. It was a honey pot sting operation.”

6. Job advertisement

I saw a job advertised for the cleaning company dealing with a very large skyscraper, cleaning all the mirrors in the building. I thought, there's a job I can see myself doing.

7. What do turtles and snails do exceptionally well during storms?

Take shelter

8. Finnland closed all its borders and consequently all racing events around the world had to be canceled

turns out nobody could cross the finish line

9. As a child I was attacked by cameras.

I still have flashbacks.

10. What did the zombie say when he saw a passenger train?

“Oh goody!!! a chew chew train”

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