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Strange facts: Did you know that if you live across the street from a cemetery in the state of Florida, that you can't be buried in it?

You have to die first

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1. If willy wonka was a new yorker

he'd be like hey I'm wonking here

2. What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?

Get a fucking job

3. These glasses were made custom for me…

They’re my bespoketacles.

4. What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

5. I changed all my passwords to “Kenny”.

Now I have all Kenny Loggins. (I’m Alright, I just like living in the Danger Zone.)

6. I changed all my passwords to “Kenny”.

Now I have all Kenny Loggins. (I’m Alright, I just like living in the Danger Zone.)

7. If I am ever in a horrible accident and no longer able to care for myself, I hope they consider children in Japan or China.....

8. What do you call ancient golfers?

FOREfathers

9. I demanded the judge should make the jury dance to classical music in costume.

The balls in his court now.

10. What mental illness causes an Impressionist painter to believe everyone close to them is out to get them?

Impasto syndrome

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