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Healthy_Ladder_6198 13 day.agoA man caught a fish, and as he was removing it from the hook it began to speak. “Look, I'm going to be straightforward with you. You can let me go right now and receive a wish. But just so you know, I'm not like those genies in bottles…I grant only one wish and you better pick wisely, because sometimes people are better off without their wishes.” The man thought for some time, and decided to go with the safest wish he could think of: to be a prince. He let the fish go and went home. When he woke up the next morning he was in a palace bedroom with a servant bringing him breakfast in bed. When he was done eating he went to get dressed and in the closet hung the finest clothing he’d ever seen in his life, and when the valet asked him what he would like to wear he had a hard time deciding – it was all so wonderful. When he was dressed he went downstairs to the morning room for breakfast where a string quartet was playing beautiful music and the lovely woman who was his wife was waiting for him. She walked over, kissed his cheek and whispered in his ear, “Ferdinand, don’t forget, today we’re going to Sarajevo.”
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Nimrod N. Reel
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I didn't know what to say
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(Which one was the wittiest/sharpest -&- add any you remember from a movie/life) 1. The Bus Encounter - A very overweight woman boarded a bus. A passenger joked, "I didn't know this bus was reserved for elephants!" - The woman calmly replied, "No sir, this bus is like Noah's Ark—it carries both elephants and donkeys!" 2. Bernard Shaw vs. Arrogant Author - An arrogant author told George Bernard Shaw, "I'm better than you because you write for money, and I write for honor." - Shaw replied, "You're right—we both seek what we lack." 3. Blind Poet's Retort - A man said to the blind poet Bashar ibn Burd, "God doesn't take away someone's sight without giving something in return. What did He give you?" - Bashar replied, "He gave me the gift of not seeing people like you." 4. Blind Man's Marriage - A blind man married a woman who said, "If you could see my fair skin and beauty, you'd be amazed!" - He replied, "If you were as beautiful as you claim, those who can see wouldn't have left you for me." 5. Al-Mutanabbi's Sharp Reply - Someone tried to insult the poet Al-Mutanabbi, saying, "From a distance, I thought you were a woman." - Al-Mutanabbi responded, "And I thought you were a man." A. The Poisoned Coffee - A very unattractive woman told a man, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee." - He replied, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it B. Churchill vs. Shaw - British Prime Minister Winston Churchill said to George Bernard Shaw, "Looking at you, it seems Britain is facing a food shortage." - Shaw replied, "And looking at you, we know the reason for the shortage!" C. Flirtatious Exchange - A man said to a woman, "You're so beautiful!" - She replied, "I wish I could say the same about you." - He responded, "No worries—lying is an art too!"
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These are just a few of my favorite Nursery rhymes.
Birds. They smell fowl
Disney. They're a lion king
I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine. Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?
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