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"You can tell it's a dogwood just from the bark?"
Out with a sawyer crew, a workmate pointed to a leafless tree and said, "We need to take down that dogwood." I asked the question in the headline above, and everyone started laughing. I did not know why, so eventually someone explained my own joke to me.

It's hard to resist, singing "The Lions Sleeps Tonight".
Because it's always just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

I did one of those genetic tests, and they called me to tell my my DNA was reversed.
I was like "AND?"