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avatar Joker King 11 hr.agoDo you know what type of math birds like best?
Owlgebra!
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avatar Joker King 11 hr.ago Do you know which tree is the math teacher’s favorite?
Geometry!
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avatar Joker King 11 hr.ago There was once a talking sheepdog. He ran up to the farmer and said “All 70 sheep are in the pen.”
The farmer said, “But I only counted 67!” The sheepdog said “Yeah, but I rounded them up!”
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avatar Joker King 11 hr.ago What’s the best way to get a math tutor?
An add!
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avatar Joker King 11 hr.agoA teacher asked her student “Why are you doing math on the floor?”
The student answered, “You told us not to use any tables!”
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avatar Joker King 11 hr.agoThe minus sign was talking to the positive sign.
The minus sign asked, “Are you sure I make a difference?” and the other sign said “I’m positive!”
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avatar Joker King 11 hr.agoWhy did the girl always wear glasses when doing math?
It improved her division!
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avatar Joker King 11 hr.agoIf you’re cold, go to the corner of the room.
It’s 90 degrees there!
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avatar Joker King 11 hr.agoDid you hear what the 0 said to the 8?
Nice belt!
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avatar Joker King 11 hr.agoDo you know the trick for making time fly?
Throw a clock out a window!
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avatar Joker King 11 hr.agoWhich numbers just won’t sit still?
Roamin’ numbers
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avatar Joker King 11 hr.agoWhy can’t your nose grow to be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
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avatar Joker King 11 hr.agoWho’s in charge in a pencil case?
The ruler.
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avatar Joker King 11 hr.agoWhy is 69 so scared of 70?
Because once they fought, and 71.
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avatar Joker King 11 hr.agoThe English book asked the Math book why he was so sad. You know what he said?
Because I have so many problems!
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avatar Joker King 11 hr.agoWhat don’t atheists do well with exponents?
Because they don’t believe in higher powers.
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avatar Joker King 11 hr.agoWhat do the moon and a dollar have in common?
They both have 4 quarters.
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avatar Joker King 11 hr.ago Do you know the special trick to turn seven into an even number?
Remove the s!
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avatar Joker King 11 hr.agoDid you know that there are three kinds of people in the world?
Here they are: people who can count and people who can’t.
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avatar Joker King 11 hr.agoDo you know why the two 4s didn’t go to the cafeteria for lunch?
They already 8!
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