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avatar AnIndecisiveQueer 13 day.agoA Joke for the Philly Fathers
How do you cheat on a Wawa? In between the Sheetz.
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avatar Leading-Turnover2723 13 day.agoMocha
My morning coffee called me ugly and stupid today. That's the last time I order a mocha
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avatar SeniorFlyingMango 13 day.agoWhy did the chicken attend the séance
To get to the other side
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avatar Jesse_Bitchman 13 day.agoI accidentally superglued my thumb and my forefinger,
I'll be OK for a while!
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avatar so-bored78 13 day.agoThe first little pig met a man with some straw
The little pig said “ please sir can I have some straw to build a house?” The man said “Holy shit a talking pig”
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avatar nextalias 13 day.agoMaggie's mum meet a lot of "transformers" at the pride march.
Her dad said they were "more than meets the eye" 😂 Source: https://youtube.com/shorts/J8EAaB3vl9s
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avatar CharmingHoneyy 13 day.agoAfter my wife died I couldn’t look at women for 20 years
But when I got out of prison, it was totally worth it
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avatar AdventurousFox6100 13 day.agoFormer Flat Earthers. What made you come round?
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avatar YouSeeRight 13 day.agoI just read that someone in the new York gets stabbed every 50 seconds
Poor guy
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avatar RomireIV 13 day.agoWhy did the pediatrician always lose his temper?
Because he has little patients
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avatar AlessandraPoledance 13 day.agoI recently joined a nudist colony
The first few days were the hardest
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avatar AmbiguousAnonymous 13 day.agoWhat is the name of the guitarist of The Rolling Bones
Teeth Richards
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avatar Joel_Boyens 13 day.agoI contracted a disease which has the side effect of aerodynamic lift.
It's called the flew.
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avatar AnyEfficiency6230 13 day.agoI woke up feeling dismayed this morning
It always happens this time of year
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avatar RobIson240YT 13 day.agoA person cut me in line.
I'm coming after them now.
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avatar Hurtkopain 13 day.agoWhich Alanis Morissette song do atoms love the most?
"Isn't it ionic?"
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avatar WankingAsWeSpeak 13 day.agoMy son has taken to throwing toys in the toilet. This morning, his older sister couldn't find her jaguar figurine and my wife suggested she check the toilets
"Well, did you find jaguar?" My wife asked. "No, only puma."
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avatar Bipedal_pedestrian 13 day.agoWhy is it hard to fool a snake?
You can’t pull its leg!
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avatar WankingAsWeSpeak 13 day.agoWhy did the progressive electronics factory need to construct a third bathroom?
While the women had no issues sharing a bathroom with their transisters, nobody was willing to share a bathroom with the transdeucer
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avatar Weyman16 13 day.agoI recently lost a phalange on my foot, had it replaced with a fake one, and took a picture of it to send to my wife.
I took a photo of my faux toe.
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