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avatar Joel_Boyens 1 day.ago What do you call an entire civilization under the influence of weed?
High society.
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avatar Joel_Boyens 1 day.ago 100% of your ass...
Is a hole.
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avatar Joel_Boyens 1 day.ago What's the loudest American state?
Illinoise.
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avatar prlugo4162 1 day.ago The Italian Space Agency is preparing to launch two satellites.
They're named ITSA-1 and ITSA-2.
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avatar Jeff7760 1 day.ago Why does the Little Mermaid prefer to hang the alphabet vertically and not horizontally on her wall?
Because she likes most of the letters to be “Under the C.”
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avatar arlo78z 1 day.ago What's a frogs favorite sandwich?
Peanut bugger and jelly.
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avatar SynonymSpice 1 day.ago I may be slow, but…
I’m inefficient. And inaccurate.
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avatar Rock-Wall-999 1 day.ago Dad Joke or Mechanical?
My new mechanic is French, doesn’t really make the effort he should. I have to check his work and I’m always telling him, “Too loose, La Trec!”
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avatar theemptyqueue 1 day.ago Did you hear about the politician backed by a cream cheese company?
He ran a schmear campaign.
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avatar almondjoyeee 1 day.ago Does anyone know the address of the vein clinic?
I can’t remember exactly where it is but I think it’s Varicose.
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