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avatar Antique_Enthusiast 1 day.ago I got a joke about cottonmouth
But it’s kind of dry.
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avatar Antique_Enthusiast 1 day.ago Did you hear about the fire at the circus the other night?
It was inTENTse!
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avatar Joel_Boyens 1 day.ago Did you hear the computer program that was sentenced to death?
It was executed.
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avatar TooOldToBePunk 1 day.ago I went to an AA meeting
I was shocked when every single one of them stood up and openly admitted to being an alcoholic. I told them "I'm not letting any of you fix my car!" and left.
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avatar onaccountofnorm 1 day.ago My friend has three barbecue grills waiting to be used
It’s a BBQueue
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avatar sampebby 1 day.ago What's the ideal climate for a baby?
Womb temperature>!&#x200B;!<
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avatar jigglywigglydigaby 1 day.ago What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wasabi?!?
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avatar WizardofPasta 1 day.ago I used to play the piano
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. Much less painful.
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avatar alanmitch34 1 day.ago A Silverback gorilla walks into a bar.
Bartender says there's a hundred guys in the back room that would like to talk to you.
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avatar KingUnderTheMoon 1 day.ago Busted!
Why’d the Greek bust melt? It was left in the sun too long. But it’s marble! No… it was Plato…
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