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avatar theshrexpert 1 day.ago What does a spider made of butter live on?
A corn on the cob-web!
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avatar Joel_Boyens 1 day.ago What do you call a trivial falsehood?
A faketoid.
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avatar Joel_Boyens 1 day.ago I heard of a basketball player that hooked up with his ex-girlfriend recently after they broke up.
They had rebound sex.
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avatar Barraken 1 day.ago A baseball dad joke
Q: What would you expect from a baseball player who brings a tube of toothpaste to the plate? A: >!The squeeze play.!<
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avatar Joel_Boyens 1 day.ago My wife asked me if I was certain I wanted her to stitch and hem my clothing.
I said "yes, no, maybe sew."
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avatar CarlosDoesTheWorld 1 day.ago My grandpa once told me, 'When people are mean to you, just kill them with kindness.' I thought that was sweet advice
Until I found out Kindness is the name of his gun.
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avatar Joel_Boyens 1 day.ago My buddy was sad because he was caught inside a hole.
He was stuck in a depression.
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avatar AltruisticHopes 1 day.ago As I am getting older I decided to do a philosophy course
Three weeks in the professor asks me how am I doing, I stared at him blankly and said “I know nothing” he congratulates me and says “Well done, you are really getting it”
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avatar RecognitionHonest320 1 day.ago What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue
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avatar Antique_Enthusiast 1 day.ago I got a joke about cork board
But it’s kind of tacky.
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