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avatar AlessandraPoledance 15 day.agoViagra has instructions, "Keep away from children"
What kind of man do you think I am?
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avatar Joel_Boyens 15 day.agoMy stylist had me sign a contract to do my hair.
She wanted me to accept her perms and conditioners.
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avatar Ok_Zombie_8354 15 day.agoWoman who dated 50 ghosts, finally married one...
She found her boo
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avatar Plane_Veterinarian25 15 day.agoDid you hear about the guy with a great sense of humor and bladder issues?
Apparently he was always Ha-pee. Shared with me by my 10 year old. Not his best work but I was still very proud :-)
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avatar doravec88 15 day.agoWhat does it mean?
My daughter(8) has started telling dad jokes, what does that say about me and my jokes?
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avatar tsturte1 15 day.agoI hate having to buy bait for my favorite sport. For my birthday my wife bought me a 3 month subscription box for starting a worm farm. So I unwrapped and open my first box.
It was full of dirt. Turned out it was a fishing scam.
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avatar Case_Ace 15 day.agoWhy is it so important to be extra cautious before eating wild fungi?
Because there isn't mushroom for error.
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avatar mikethejoe 15 day.agoWhat is a monk’s weapon of choice?
Nunchucks
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avatar CharmingHoneyy 15 day.agoWhat Asian stereo type do you hear the most?
Personally I've got a Sony surround sound system.
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avatar God-2008 15 day.agoI have no more dough in my house
I knead to go to the store
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avatar yallareTRASH69 15 day.agoWhy do Americans build houses with wood?
>!Because they are anti-cementic!<
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avatar FrequentlyOdd 15 day.agoWhere do bad rainbows go?
To prism. It's a light sentence but it gives them time to reflect.
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avatar asromatifoso 15 day.agoA stack of pancakes and a side of bacon walk into a bar.
The bartender says "Get out! We don't serve breakfast here."
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avatar MrTrick 15 day.agoApplied dad joke
At the carnival with my kids I saw an teenaged boy and his friends wearing a crocodile shirt queuing for the jumping castle slide thing. There was a big beetle about to crawl up his leg so I said to him "Don't move!" and rescued it. (and him) Later on I saw him queuing again and saw my dad-joke opportunity. I said "Wait up, there's something on your shirt!" <mild panic> "...oh, it's a crocodile!"
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avatar Healthy_Ladder_6198 15 day.agoSometimes I put ice cubes on my eyeballs.
It’s the only way I’ll ever look cool.
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avatar RobIson240YT 15 day.ago2 musicians made a song about how one punched the other.
It was a real hit.
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avatar Opportunist_Ad3972 15 day.agowife said if I get one more bad gift for her birthday, she’ll burn it
Im thinking, candle?
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avatar Civil-Needleworker-8 15 day.agoWhat kind of food destroys a man's sex life?
Wedding cake.
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avatar tsuggitt 15 day.agoThis weekend I had tickets to go see Timmy, the yodeling Shetland pony. Unfortunately, Timmy had to cancel.
He was a little horse.
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avatar Majorpain2006 15 day.agoI like to throw soy sauce at sad people
Kikkoman while he’s down.
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