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avatar Jesse_Bitchman 14 day.agoHow is an asian Dwayne Johnson called?
The WOK!
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avatar Apex_seal_spitter 14 day.agoChild: Mummy! Mummy!!! Can I lick the spoon?
>!&#x200B;!<Mum: Sure sweetheart. Child: Can I lick the bowl? Mum: No, you need to flush it like everyone else.
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avatar existential_issue 14 day.agoTwo grandkids at a family reunion were trying to find the percentage of dad-jokers at the party. They listened to 20 fathers tell stories all day long and heard 0 groans.
“There you halve it… no pun in ten dads.”
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avatar Jester57 14 day.agoI like telling dad jokes.
But, then again, I am a groan man.
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avatar NotWhoIonceWass 14 day.agoWhat is a guitar player's favorite Italian food?
Strum-boli.
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avatar One_Who_Knocks5356 14 day.agoMy wife blocked me because I keep posting bird puns on reddit
Well, toucan play at that game
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avatar WillingOne7113 14 day.agoRead 'DESSERTS' backwards
My colleague said to get married if i want free DESSERTS daily. Agree??
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avatar Bright-Historian-216 14 day.agoA man walks into a bar and asks for a pint of IPA, then asks how much it costs.
The bartender replies: ʒ dollars.
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avatar SlideHoon 14 day.agoHow many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2 but nobody knows how they got in there
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avatar relish-tranya 14 day.agoThese carrots are tough.
One of them beat me up.
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avatar Sid_Krishna_Shiva 14 day.agoDad: Why are you laughing, looking at my tan like that, Son?
Son: Because pun-in-tan- dad!
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avatar djwonka7 14 day.agoWhere did the mushroom go shopping?
The spore
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avatar Healthy_Ladder_6198 14 day.agoA Christmas tale
On Christmas morning a man was enjoying opening presents with his family but every time he opened one he check to be sure that everything was there. “Cool, 4 steak knives. 1, 2, 3 and 4!” “A dozen wrenches? 1, 2, 3, 4….10, 11 and 12! Awesome!” “Four wine glasses, neat. 1, 2, 3 and one more makes 4.” This continued for some time and his family was growing increasingly annoyed with him. Yet he continued on. “Fifty fishing lures, oh my. 1, 2, 3, 4…” Finally God yelled, “Adam! It was one rib and it was years ago. Let it go!”
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avatar FreeCelery8496 14 day.agoIf you are waiting for your food at a restaurant
then you are technically the waiter
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avatar lawlessdan1989 14 day.agoWhy did did the baker have dirty hands?
Because he kneaded a poo
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avatar wafflecheese 14 day.agoWhat did the pirate say to his wife?
'I have to idear.'
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avatar Blakematthews-96 14 day.agoI used to hate facial hair …..
But then it grew on me
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avatar Yokelele 14 day.agoMy buddy was arrested for stealing cables at a construction site…
A *copper* arrested him!
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avatar AuthorSarge 15 day.agoMy daughter was with me when I was grocery shopping. We stopped to buy some sliced cheese.
Her: What's the difference between Swiss and Baby Swiss? Me: If you listen real closely, you can hear the Baby Swiss still crying for its mother. Her: 😭
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avatar OgalFinklestein 15 day.agoWhat type of cake does Mr. Clean have for his birthday?
A urinal cake.
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