MrTrick 6 day.ago

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At the carnival with my kids I saw an teenaged boy and his friends wearing a crocodile shirt queuing for the jumping castle slide thing. There was a big beetle about to crawl up his leg so I said to him "Don't move!" and rescued it. (and him) Later on I saw him queuing again and saw my dad-joke opportunity. I said "Wait up, there's something on your shirt!" <mild panic> "...oh, it's a crocodile!"

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